HOWDY PARTNER!

HOWDY!

okay, hi. so. It’s Friday, which is why I’m already home from school! We get out at 1:45 on Fridays, YAY! So I’m going to do my homework tonight [Later...] so hopefully I can fill the weekend with NOT boring stuff. So this post sucks, because it’s not interesting, I’m just telling you about my life. It’s a problem, because nothing has happened recently that is awesome. Hmmm…

okay, so now i’m going to RANDOMLY press a bunch of letters on my keyboard and make up what it stands for. Here we go:

dkjg= don’t kangaroos just glow?
plfgd= please let felipe go down
bmwog= babies may want olive grandparents
wpq= When pizzas quilt
qld= queen lemon, dear
pjfsm= pilgrims insist friendly salamis moo

Oh gee, that was just wonderfully boring!

so, now i’m gonna go do stuff. sorry for getting you all excited that there was a new post, only to find that this post is the worst thing ever.

Good day.

This Post Has No Premise

Okay, guys, just a minute ago i finished [okay, well SORTA finished...] my homework for tonight. And i realized that my First Class account [a special... thing... for my school where you can talk to teachers and what not and ask about homework and stuff...] only has 80M free. now i realize that that is probably a bunch, i don’t know because… I’m not… knowledgeable… but i started going through my stuff and deleting almost everything it would let me delete [which wasn't much. Oh, and after deleting all this stuff i was trying to save, i had gone down to eighty THREE M free. WOW!!!] [oh, and a few minutes later i was back at 80. whatever.] but then i decided that maybe the place where i had documents saved might be the problem. So i went through and looked at my few documents, and i found one that made me happy. It made me happy because I completely do not remember writing it, but I found it awesome at the time being  [that i found it. I'm being repetitive, yeah. YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT???? ]

so, here is my story:

once upon a time there was a boy named Charlie. Charlie was twelve years old, but if you looked at him you would think he was only about 6. This was a big problem for charlie because, not only was he a 12 year old, but a VERY smart and VERY mature one!
Charlie was so smart and mature, even, that he was in the 10th grade, even though he should have been in sixth. wowsa!
this story has no premise. it is boring, stupid, and full of nothing. good day.

Now, that was wonderful children, wasn’t it?

WASN’T IT!?!?!?!?

good day

i think I’m gonna say that from now on

well, i really must be going now.

GOOD DAY!

Once Upon A Time…

Once Upon A Time there was a girl name Shmizah. The reason Shmizah is not the one writing this story is because Shmizah really needs to go do her homework and she doesn’t want to. Blargle.

I Should Be Doing Homework Right Now…

I just looked and saw that one month, I got ONE HUNDRED AND TWO VIEWS!!!!!

now, i realize the only way to BREAK that record/highscore/thing is to POST ALLLLL THE TIME. Like, whenever I can. Right now I can’t, but I am anyways- I have soooo much homework to do and I havent started

okay, that’s a lie. I really don’t have that much. Just… hebrew and bib lit and history and science and math and rab lit not toooooo much XP no really, not that much, when you’re in highschool haha. Well… yeah.

So I told you all about trick or treating… My friend, Ben, left his cell phone at my house. I think I’m going to purposly forget to bring it to him tomorrow [just kidding, I'll bring it ]

okay, well my parents are gonna be home any minute and theyre gonna tell me to do my homework [since i told them I was DEFINITLY going to do it at 1 or 1:30 ish] so I should probly at least LOOK like i am doing it when they walk in the door…

BYE

HAAAALLOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEN

‘Ello thar!

i didn’t exactly really want to write tonight, but then i was like “what the hell, I’m bored, let’s do it.” And here I am.

So, tonight was Halloween. I wish I had some wonderfully awesome epic story to tell, but there really isn’t one. Originally i was an owl with a mustache and sword and other random clothes and a tie, but my mustache fell off and the sword got annoying to carry around and when we stopped home for a minute I left my owl hat there by mistake, so I ended up just being a random kid with her hair pulled back in black jeans and a button-down shirt and a weird tie. But, whatever. It was fun, we stopped and got energy drinks but I didn’t like mine ’cause it was weird. We trick-or-treated for awhile and then went to 7-eleven and got slurpees and went home, where we organized our candy by size and type and then traded stuff that we did not like. [PS this "we" I speak of was me, Jacob, and our other friend, Ben.] Then we watched Count censored and Spongebob censored and stuff on youtube and just kinda hung out and went to fun websites and what-not. Then when Jacob’s mom was at our house we had to go downstairs and… be… alive so whatever. And then when Ben’s mom got there we started an epic battle which originally was me with a sword against him with a lightsaber, but somehow partway through we managed to switch… not really sure how that happened

so all in all tonight was pretty durn fun, I got… stuffs… and candy… and chips, too now I’m at home all lonely and writing on a blog. Orly? yarly. Sorry, I was just gonna be like “well, duh I’m writing on a blog, here I am.” but then i thought of an inside joke. AND YOU’RE ON THE OUTSIDE BWAHAHA!!!! jk… teehee

okay, well now I’m gonna do… other stuff…. post later I guess. I’m gonna try to get in the habit of posting every day. If I had plenty of viewers that would be MUCH MORE LIKELY TO HAPPEN *cough cough*

-ME!

Blah…

OH

MY

GOD

I NEVER WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guys, I NEED MOTIVATION!!!!! I think the best motivation would be to get sixty bajillion views on this post. Or maybe just like twenty. Twenty would be good.

So.

I’m BORED

I should be doing homework right now, but I do not particularly want to. So instead I will eat dinner.

So like two days ago, I was gonna sit down and write an entry cuz I had something interesting to say, and now that I have gotten around to finally DOING it, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I WAS GOING TO WRITE!!!! It’s like I get all these great ideas, and then when I sit down and go to this website my computer like, sucks them right out of my brain or something!!!!

Okay, well I DO have more to say but I have to eat dinner and do homework, so HOPEFULLY I will remember what I was going to say, and will write again later.

ttyl [teehee I sound like a teenage girl (Which I am)] XP

bye

blahhhh

Sorry i like, never write, but i just have nothing to say! [well, that's a lie, but everything i have to say just kinda... dies... when i try to write it down.]

so. right now i should be at my sister’s a capella thing, but i didn’t wanna go so they’re taping it for me to watch later. And tomorrow i’m going to some… cranberry… or raspberry… or strawberry… or… some sort of berry carnival festival thing. I’m not quite sure why. I just am.

oh goodness, i have nothing to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well that is annoying… maybe i will make a third vlog tonight. WATCH AND SUBSCRIBE. also, go to my OTHER channel, speller421. i haven’t made any videos for that one in awhile, but i plan to try to change that. some of them [like my most recent ones] are help videos, but some are comedy and what not. check it out!

oh, so recently my friend Jacob told me about this awesome youtuber, Nuglah. he is AWESOME. WATCH HIM. mostly just watch his music videos, “the unicorn’s prophecy,” “the basement,” and “undercover penis lover.” THEY ARE COOL. his other videos are funny too, but the music videos are BEST

ok, the end, BYE!

Youtube

Hey, sorry this isn’t a real full post, but i posted my second vlog to youtube today. seriously. search lizaproofedvlog. watch my videos. subscribe to them

THANKITH THEE!!!!

Hey Everyone!

Hey Everyone!

As zipo recently commented, “this is a dead blog, isn’t it. Bye bye “

BUT IT IS NOT!

i just have a reeeeeeeeeeeeally short attention span!!!!! So i forget things a lot! my quote; I have the attention span of a dead squirrel and the memory of a fork. And forks don’t remember about things like blogs.

I pla nto make more VLOGS and more BLOGS. VLOGS are better for me, because…well… i can TALK. a LOT. about NOTHING. for EVER. but typing bothers me, because then you get typos… and blah… and… BLAH

so

yeah

ummmmm idk what to say! i’m gonna mae a vlog in a few, but not right this second. I got a new camera, so the quality of my Vlogs should get muuuuuuuuuuch better

hmmmm welllll i went to the mall with Jacob and our new friend Tirzah [we go to highschool now, so we met new people] and we met with some other friends, and we hung out there for awhile… they started ignoring me, so i ran away and hid in gamestop for about a half hour before they found me ^_^ I found it hilarious and fun, but they were nooooot too happy.. oh well, it’s a good story to tell!

also, when our other friend and her friends showed up, one of them was dressed as Waldo. it was funny. then they all went in to Sencer’s for the second time that day, and since we had gone berfore and it FREAKED me out, i stayed outside. but then i got bored and went it, and they were looking at posters. i had my hand over my eyes. And they were like, show the poster to Liza! and i was like I’m scared no i don’t wanna. So Jacob pulls my hand from my eyes and pulls me over to it. They purposely FREAKED me OUT and showed me a poster of a mostly naked woman! WTF? they enjoy my pain

idk what else to say, i will vlog later and probably Blog also hopefully if i remember…

-MEEEEEEEE

New Youtube Channel

hey guys, just wanted to let you know about my new youtube channel, lizaproofedvlog. Right now it sucks because my camera is bad quality and i couldnt edit it because my editing software doesnt work, but i swear to God it will get better. here is the link:

http://www.youtube.com/user/LizaProofedVlog

check it out, tell your friends [actually, wait until it gets better to tell them] and… SUBSCRIBE i guess ttyl…

[ps still looking  for ideas for comedy channel. HELP ME OUT!!!!!!]